"Mummy, when you get old and you die I'm going to marry Grandma and live with Grandma and Grandad."
"When I am 48 can I work at Morrisons at the place where they sell sausage rolls?"
"Yes, of course you can if you would like to Charlie."
"Good, then I can get you sausage rolls whenever you want one."
"But I don't eat meat, so I wouldn't want any sausage rolls."
"Yes, I know, so I wouldn't have to do very much!"
"How do I be a plane driver?"
"A pilot?"
"No. A plane driver."
"Oh, err, it takes a while I think."
"Oh. Well, then I think when I'm 79 I'll drive you to Canada."
"When I am 48 can I work at Morrisons at the place where they sell sausage rolls?"
"Yes, of course you can if you would like to Charlie."
"Good, then I can get you sausage rolls whenever you want one."
"But I don't eat meat, so I wouldn't want any sausage rolls."
"Yes, I know, so I wouldn't have to do very much!"
"How do I be a plane driver?"
"A pilot?"
"No. A plane driver."
"Oh, err, it takes a while I think."
"Oh. Well, then I think when I'm 79 I'll drive you to Canada."
